I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
