We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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