i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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