It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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