I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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