that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
How external is "for external use only"?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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