awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He shit in the fireplace
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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