rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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