i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The adults are the big ones right?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
