I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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