Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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