Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
