You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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