i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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