And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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