She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
