I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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