i was rollin on her like bob the builder
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
soo... how was my night?
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