So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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