I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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