oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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