i don't like sucking hair
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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