Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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