ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
