Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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