I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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