4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
home. puking in laundry basket.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just got carded by a ten year old.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
