I love black thongs
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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