im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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