I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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