Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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