Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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