you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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