I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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