is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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