Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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