Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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