Are we in a gay sports bar?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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