3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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