last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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