She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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