i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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