Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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