If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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