Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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