I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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