i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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