Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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