so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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