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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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