i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
North Korea, Best Korea!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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