You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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