Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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