Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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