But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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