I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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